tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post1570759463464197199..comments2023-09-21T10:44:10.199-04:00Comments on One Bark at a Time: StuckFredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12243247582677457166noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-42024037265874568232010-02-16T09:30:33.077-05:002010-02-16T09:30:33.077-05:00That happened to my little dog a few times before ...That happened to my little dog a few times before I got him neutered. The first time, I paid a $100 emergency vet visit fee to have them put KY on his "lipstick" and roll it back into the tube. After that, I did it myself when necessary. I thought it was funny enough when it happened to me, but your story made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. Thanks!Caseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09132856259736931617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-41120147679961070522009-02-15T19:45:00.000-05:002009-02-15T19:45:00.000-05:00OMG, I am so glad that I'm a girl dog.. that's jus...OMG, I am so glad that I'm a girl dog.. that's just soooo gross, mummy wouldn't even let me read the rudey bits!! Teagan xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-61698023968664035702009-02-14T19:48:00.000-05:002009-02-14T19:48:00.000-05:00President of the Dog Legislation Council of Canada...President of the Dog Legislation Council of Canada<BR/><BR/>Okay so one of mans most eternal questions has finally been solved,why men do not have babies.<BR/><BR/>God I would have loved to have been there.I mean who would have thought a group of men ,a dog and a water bottle could be so entertaining?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-6967668313515949722009-02-14T12:37:00.000-05:002009-02-14T12:37:00.000-05:00citydog, well, last week I pulled a refrigerator o...citydog, well, last week I pulled a refrigerator out of Stella's butt and she seemed okay so ...<BR/><BR/>Actually, the plastic bag eventually came out on its own after Stella put some more effort into it. Remember, success is 99% hard work and only 1% talent, or something like that.Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12243247582677457166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-57708952808432725942009-02-14T11:13:00.000-05:002009-02-14T11:13:00.000-05:00Holy crap, that was funny.Just a reminder to folks...Holy crap, that was funny.<BR/><BR/>Just a reminder to folks, though, that pulling something out of a dog's butt isn't always the best idea, especially if it's a piece of string/rope bone or a shredded plastic bag and you don't know the length. You can do significant damage to the intestines.citydoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12393779283354415286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-55274470714821347092009-02-14T09:15:00.000-05:002009-02-14T09:15:00.000-05:00Its actually good first aid for this condition. We...Its actually good first aid for this condition. We use cool lubricants and saline to try to get the tissues to decrease.<BR/><BR/>Its good you did what you did other wise the vet visit would be more intense.<BR/><BR/>Nice job!<BR/>Frank Ansede, DVM<BR/><BR/>www.DocAnsede.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-50355816050766572572009-02-14T07:22:00.000-05:002009-02-14T07:22:00.000-05:00What - no video?What - no video?YesBiscuit!https://www.blogger.com/profile/13827466504671715047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-1043312675751307792009-02-14T03:07:00.000-05:002009-02-14T03:07:00.000-05:00This is too bizarre... Just minutes before reading...This is too bizarre... Just minutes before reading your post I was reading this:<BR/><BR/>http://birddogdocschronicles.blogspot.com/2009/02/paraphimosis-and-c-pure-cane-sugar.html<BR/><BR/>The condition is called paraphimosis and it can be quite serious.<BR/><BR/>*This* was seriously funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-71776590273210972462009-02-13T20:10:00.000-05:002009-02-13T20:10:00.000-05:00now this is up there with the "dogs in elk" story....now this is up there with the "dogs in elk" story.. I hope you're ready for the multiple hits!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-31464831077455196912009-02-13T17:54:00.000-05:002009-02-13T17:54:00.000-05:00oh help, I don't think I'll ever be the same. I ...oh help, I don't think I'll ever be the same. I laughed so hard, my belly pudge got a workout worthy of a pilates move.onequarterdalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15345800045262159609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-632447126974283742009-02-13T17:44:00.000-05:002009-02-13T17:44:00.000-05:00Barb, thank you for the suggestion re: dog semen c...Barb, thank you for the suggestion re: dog semen collecting. I think I'll now further scrape my brain by thinking about my parents having sex.<BR/><BR/>Lisa, ferchrissakes send pictures next time.Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12243247582677457166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-75891508745971134712009-02-13T17:18:00.000-05:002009-02-13T17:18:00.000-05:00Ok, not as damn funny (or squeamish, really) but w...Ok, not as damn funny (or squeamish, really) but when I was a kid our Basset/German Shepard mix (picture that) would eat the long metallic icicles that you could drap on the Xmas tree. Whatever fell on the floor he ate. So when he pooped in the backyard each poo was fully decorated for the Holiday Season. It was a beautiful sight in the waning early winter sun, just a glittering testament to excrement.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17635667762172385058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-69552817280380073332009-02-13T16:06:00.000-05:002009-02-13T16:06:00.000-05:00You need to give up your day job and write for a l...You need to give up your day job and write for a living(unless your day job is writing for a living).<BR/><BR/>Hollywood needs to call you.<BR/><BR/>This is just too funny.<BR/><BR/>Have Kevin and Derek threatened you yet?<BR/>I imagine they will hear from a few friends about this episode.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-15945791813099471492009-02-13T14:46:00.000-05:002009-02-13T14:46:00.000-05:00I know everybody exaggerates about spewing coffee ...I know everybody exaggerates about spewing coffee and stuff, but...<BR/><BR/>I seriously was laughing out loud and am still wiping away tears so I can type this comment.<BR/><BR/>Funniest damned thing I've read in ages, if not ever.Caveathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10712858257904194590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-68934580576317588572009-02-13T13:49:00.000-05:002009-02-13T13:49:00.000-05:00OMG! Too much information! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! And ...OMG! Too much information! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! <BR/><BR/>And I thought that dealing with string and Klingons was the worst that could happen!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-40283623647895799932009-02-13T11:00:00.000-05:002009-02-13T11:00:00.000-05:00I finally calmed down...there is seriously somethi...I finally calmed down...there is seriously something wrong with you....I don't know if modern psychiatry can cure it or not....I thought I was going to have a coronary I was laughing so hard. I only wish I could have been there...with a camera.... Thank you, what a wonderful start to my day.... Listen, if you ever become bored or tired with your present career, there are a lot of tv shows that would hire you as a writer in an instant...you are very ill....... Keep it up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-57187533033617393562009-02-13T09:50:00.000-05:002009-02-13T09:50:00.000-05:00That was probably the funniest thing I have ever r...That was probably the funniest thing I have ever read. Your descriptions (unfortunately?) put me right at the scene. <BR/><BR/>Brilliant.Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03165604825253055644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-43392800247055206502009-02-13T08:50:00.000-05:002009-02-13T08:50:00.000-05:00OMG! I laughed so hard my coffee came out of my n...OMG! I laughed so hard my coffee came out of my nose.House of the Discardedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05558420754849811482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492255858171331632.post-10093468566247473122009-02-13T01:48:00.000-05:002009-02-13T01:48:00.000-05:00BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA<BR/><BR/>*gasp*<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA....<BR/><BR/>Oh, boy, did I EVER need a laugh today and did you ever deliver!! Thank you so much, Fred!<BR/><BR/>I thought the comment about Stella's poop being "pre-bagged" was funny, but this story about Jax is absolutely freaking hysterical!<BR/><BR/>FWIW - and you probably know this already but I'll bet you've got some readers who are thinking "WTF?!" - but what you saw was just a normal doggie erection. Well, normal except that there wasn't a lady dog involved. Dog's penises are much bigger than we realize, and the "lipstick" we see from time to time is only the bare beginning of an erection, not the whole thing like most people think.<BR/><BR/>That big swelling at the base is what causes the "tie" when breeding dogs are attached - normally that swelling happens after the penis is inserted and it ensures that the two don't separate until ejaculation is complete. The penile sheath is normally retracted behind it.<BR/><BR/>I don't think I've ever heard of a neutered dog getting <I>quite</I> that excited, although it can happen. <BR/><BR/>Having been a vet tech for some years, and having helped collect semen from a few stud dogs, I can say that a little...er... help would have resolved Jax's situation more quickly.<BR/><BR/>But as funny as THAT might have been, it can't compete with the mental image of Kevin spitting on Jax! <BR/><BR/>You may owe me a new keyboard... mine appears to have Coke Zero sprayed all over it... :-)Barbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13378199204420558607noreply@blogger.com