Cabin fever

Mommy?

Yes?

What's on the other side of that door?

The outside.

What's that?

Well, it's a big place that full of all sorts of stuff.

What stuff?

Stuff like grass and sky and trees and cars and people and other dogs.

Can we go see?

Not yet.

Why?

Because you might catch something out there and get sick.

Why?

Because you don't have enough immunities yet.

Why?

Because you haven't got your shots yet.

Why?

Because you're not eight weeks old yet.

Why?

Okay, that's enough questions. Mommy's tired.

Why?

Because you're asking too many questions. Now why don't you go do something else while mommy has a rest?

Okay. I'll go pee in the corner.

That's a good boy.