10 very good reasons not to get puppies

1. They are harbingers of Satan's spawn.

2. They will chew off your pinky while you sleep and send it to the yakuza as an initiation fee to enter into the global criminal fraternity.

3. They will say, "Look, I'm gonna give you a taste. First time free. But next time, you will bring money."

4. They will dance dance dance all night long because they really are that crazy.

5. They will ride around on loud motorcycles wearing shiny leather, tassled vests with no pants on.

6. They will watch Ulimate Fighting on tv with the volume turned up really loud even though you told them you're trying to get a good night's sleep.

7. Shit, I can't think of any more reasons.